Sex Toy Review: The Romp – Take that Design and Shove it Up Your Ass. (Because you’ll love it!)

by Jiz Lee on / Sex Toys

This sex toy review was published on OurChart.com around August 8th 2008, before the website dumped their content. I have reposted it here out of respect for the companies which donated their product, in this case: Babeland.com – JL

NobEssence is the woman-owned designer, creator, and supplier of organic, water-proof and hypo-allergenic premium exotic hardwood sculptures. Wooden Dildos. And hot ones at that! You can find their luxury sculptures at most high quality sex toy stores. Wood is a natural conductor and retains body heat well. The shapes of NobEssence’s toys, of which there are several unique styles, are carved with erotic body parts in mind. One in particular, has a glorious curve that I think deserves to be stuck up your bum.

I’m going to talk about two things here. One is Anal Sex and how it relates to the G-Spot. The other is a beautiful hardwood anal toy called the Romp, which complements any rump.

First, let’s talk about anal sex. You may like it cause it’s naughty and your secret superhero name is ‘Mighty Ass Bandit’. You may be just plain curious about the deed. What makes ‘What what in the butt?’ feel so good?

Just looking at pure physical sensation, the anus is a sensitive area with a ton of nerve-endings that make any type of touch heightened. For the record, ‘anal sex’ doesn’t have to mean hardcore penetration – it encompasses everything from gentle teasing of the opening, to holding a plug (a small toy with a handle or flared base) in your ass, or a strand of anal beads, various dildos/vibrators. Any level of touch and play is ‘anal sex’.

Many people who like vaginal penetration also love anal sex because it provides a subtle pressure on the G-Spot. That’s right — something that goes in your butt can also feel good in your pussy. Think about it: the wall of skin between your ass and your vagina is pretty thin. A lot of the inside sensations you feel can move through the skin and feel pretty darn good.

Renowned author and sexologist Dr. Carol Queen likes to say, “The great thing about assholes, is that everybody’s got one.” And it’s true. Anal sex is about the most gender-neutral type of sex there is. The nerve endings are rich no matter what you’ve got, and there’s a sweet spot for everyone if you get the angle right. In male genital anatomy, it’s the prostate gland (P-Spot) located just behind the penis, which enjoys pressure and leads to ejaculation. In female genital anatomy, there’s the urethral sponge (G-Spot) located just inside the vagina along the anterior wall, which enjoys pressure and can lead to female ejaculation (which is chemically the same as male ejaculate, just minus the sperm). Regardless of your gender or orientation, you’ll find a small bundle about the size of a walnut located a few inches inside and towards the front of your body, easily reached by curved fingers or a good firm toy.

Like many anal plugs, the Romp is great for subtle sensation on the G-Spot. It’s a great toy for people who like double penetration, as slipping in a finger or another toy into your cunt while wearing the Romp creates a great feeling of fullness. The handle makes it easily maneuvered by a partner, who could also be busy with some oral sex. The smooth hardwoods (a choice of dark brown Cocobolo, reddish Purpleheart or light tan Elanthai) are harvested from sustainable eco-friendly farms and are coated with a non-porous material the company has Lubrosity which is safe to have inside the body for extended periods of time. It is safe to use all types of lubricants, which is great because good lube is a must for anal sex.

The coating is an impermeable barrier to chemicals and bacteria, and allows the toy to be washed with pretty abrasive anti-bacterial/microbial cleaners (alcohol, bleach, peroxide). Which is important. After all, it IS going inside a butt. The Romp is beautiful and makes a perfect addition to a high-quality toy chest. Get one for yourself, or give as a gift to the asshole in your life.

Available at: Babeland.com

Jiz Lee

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