Choosing just one winner was a difficult (hello, Nabokov?! RPG??! LOL!). You are all so incredibly dorky [read submissions in the comments here]. I LOVED this!

I decided to go with burnsbothends, who actually got me with the poem from Harold and Kumar 2 – Escape from Guantanamo Bay, because that fucking poem made me cry in the theater. burnsbothends, I’ll be sending you an email soon, in the meantime, take a look at the pretty awesome sex toys below –you get to pick one from the group.

For the rest of you, another prize. Shawn gave me permission to post this pic, because it takes a real dork to work from her laptop on the set of a porn shoot.
Enjoy.

Shawn Pink & White Productions Naked iMac Laptop tattoo pornstar dyke

So congrats, burnsbothends! You can choose ONE of the following toys, courtesy of Babeland!

SaSi Vibrator
The closest you’ll get to cunnilingus from a vibrator, thanks to the undulating nub.
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Form 6
Babeland’s new #1 Bestselling Vibrator!

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Delight

A rechargeable vibrator designed for your hand, clitoris, and the G-spot.
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Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo
This strap-on kit sells equally well to straight couples as it does to lesbians.
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Pure Wand
If you’re serious about G-spot orgasms or female ejaculation—this is the toy to get you there.
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Elastomer Rabbit Habit
An upgrade to the original “dual action” Rabbit vibrator (it stimulates both clit and pussy at same time).
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Aneros Helix

Prostate orgasm can help decrease chances of prostate cancer!
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Hitachi Magic Wand
If you want to come fast, and come often, the Hitachi is the vibe for you!
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Under the Bed Restraints

Tying your lover up was never easier.

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Gee Whiz
A silicone attachment for the Hitachi Magic Wand for G-spot stimulation.
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Maven Sleeve
A hypoallergenic, easy-to-clean sleeve with a soft, silky smooth feel.
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Fukuoku 9000
Let’s just say you can
“let your fingers do the wanking.”
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Babeland Pocket Rocket
Discreet and strong, the Pocket Rocket has earned a sterling reputation among loyal fans.
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I Rub My Duckie
“It’s so much fun and so cute. I keep it at the side of my bathtub and nobody knows what it’s for!”
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Slimline Vibe
The perfect beginner’s toy: experiment with external, internal, and all-over vibrations.
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