It’s already September! So much has happened I barely know where to start.

While shooting with Courtney Trouble for Kelly Shibari‘s BBW/body-positive BDSM website PaddedKINK.com, we took a moment to shoot for Karma Pervs. Kelly and I found a fun and playful rhythm on a soft white rug. I love that the shoot is so playful and relaxed because it helps to show another side of kink. It was also a great opportunity for me to model with a true professional — Kelly is such a great performer and is so incredibly sexy.

Courtney took so many great photos of us, that this update is a special one, with twice as many photos — 100 in total!

Being that San Francisco is celebrating Folsom Street Fair this month, I thought it a good opportunity to do a kink/leather themed update for Karma Pervs. The 2010 Femme Conference brought a very special person into town, Lillith Grey. I had the good fortune of having a chance to get to know her and was blown away when she told me about the work of the SSC Fund. She helped get me in touch with 2009 International Mr. Leather title holder Jeffrey Payne, and I’m proud to focus the fundraiser this month on the SSC Fund, which primarily supports Hearing from the Heart, as well as The Leather Archives & Museum and the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom.

Benefiting Sharon St. Cyr Fund, Inc

Our mission is that together, with the community, the Sharon St. Cyr Fund, Inc. (SSC Fund) will create different programs to raise funds to provide hearing aids for hearing-impaired individuals and provide grants to organizations for ASL interpreting services for the deaf and hard of hearing community. The SSC Fund, Inc. also works to assist organizations that are in need of higher profiles and working capital to accomplish missions for sexual freedom, equality, and for organizations that serve sexual minority communities.

Join now for as low as $9.99 (or higher if you feel generous!) to perv out as you help me raise money for worthy non-profits! This is secure credit card processing from EPOCH.

Issues signing up? Contact Billing Support. Please visit , the authorized sales agent. Recurring means that your credit card will be automatically renew every month.

Win Prizes!

Maui Kink Gift Card

One lucky member during the month of September will receive a $75 Gift Card for Custom BDSM Gear from Maui Kink. Did you know I’m from Maui? Yup! Though I didn’t find my place in a queer and kink community until I had moved to San Francisco. I’m thrilled to be returning home this month and will have a chance to meet and talk story. Their stuff is so nice, and very unique. Check them out at MauiKink.com.

MauiKink.com is dedicated to creating distinctive and superior toys for the BDSM and Kink communities, using only the finest materials and tools. Each item is hand crafted with love and care by artisans on the beautiful Island of Maui; by men and women who are part of and support the various BDSM/Fetish/Kink/Leather communities. The values of `Ohana, Aloha and Pono are foundations for our company.

Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy DVD *Autographed by me!*

Care of Good Releasing, GoodVibes.com will donate a DVD copy of Speakeasy, which I will personally autograph before it is mailed out to you. This film won the Feminist Porn Awards’ “Most Tantalizing Trans Film” and was nominated for a 2010 AVN Award for Best Music.

Detective Billy Castro descends into the world of porn noir as he investigates an underground queer club filled with handsome transmen and femme fatales. While on a stakeout, the private dick witnesses Jiz Lee and Dallas Fivestar perform passionate rope suspension with ejaculation, as well as the bartenders tending to each other. After fighting for a chance to dance with the lovely Lorelei Lee, our gumshoe gets more than a mambo during their table-top tryst. Shot on location in an actual speakeasy bar, award-winning director Courtney Trouble worked with videographer Morty Diamond to capture the feel of the 1940s, as well as the queer fetish and fearlessness of our own era.

I’m very happy to announce that two new bonus sets have been added to my March’s Karma Perv update. There’s SO much happening for March, it’s incredible! Thank you so much to the new folks who signed up — it puts me that much closer at my goal,  loosely set at $300.

Now you get:

1. A red hot photo set taken in the EROS locker room by Courtney Trouble
2. Two fantastic photo sets I shot while in NYC last year by Aeric Meredith-Goujon
3. A chance to win a glass BATON sex toy* from VirtuallyAdult and RubyGlass21.

*If I failed to mention it, this toy is not yet distributed — so you’ll be the first kid on the block to own it!

ALL proceeds go to STOP AIDS Project, an awesome and impacting non-profit organization making positive change in my neighborhood and the greater queer community.

What are you waiting for? Sign up! It’s cheap and really really good!

Sign-up: http://jizlee.com/wordpress/membership/

A few days ago I wrote a sex toy review post about VirtuallyAdult’s Crystal Delight Anal Plug (or what I like to call my Booty Bling) and now VirtuallyAdult and RubyGlass21 have offered a simply GORGEOUS brand spanking-new blown glass sex toy BATON called Crystal Epiphany. This toy will be given to one of my March sign-ups for Karma Pervs. Now that’s double good karma!

Sign-up here: http://jizlee.com/wordpress/membership/

At the end of this month, I’ll choose one lucky sign-up at random and will let them know they’ve won!
Thank you so much VirtuallyAdult, and Rubyglass21! I’m sure you’ll get some good coming your way for such a generous offer.

About VirtuallyAdult
VirtuallyAdult began in 2008 focusing on the emerging virtual world marketplace creating virtual adult products (Crystal Delights) and virtual vending machines (VA Vendors) to market real-life adult products to residents of virtual worlds, specifically Second Life™. Out of their “Crystal Delights” virtual adult toy product line the idea grew to create a real-life “crystal delights” adult line. Two years later VirtuallyAdult in partnership with Rubyglass21 introduced its first real-life adult toy, the Crystal Delights Anal Plug. With more products on the drawing board, each Crystal Delights toy is made of the highest medical quality, ultra smooth, Pyrex glass and is decorated with authentic, genuine Swarovski crystals. Designed and handcrafted for the glass toy connoisseur with safety, pleasure and the environment as top priorities, VirtuallyAdult continues its mission to “redefine intimacy.”

Here’s a sneak peek:

In celebration of 2 years of hot sexy queer porn, I’m giving away a video of the website’s 4th DVD compilation, generously provided by Blowfish Video (blowfish.com).

CrashPadSeries.com Volume 4: Rope Burn (on sale NOW at Blowfish.com)

Watch a clip on this Fleshbot review – just the intro of me and Dallas, what a tease! Watch teasers of all the scenes in this free trailer.

So, assuming everyone’s of legal age… you know who you are… here’s how to play in the give-away.

What to do:

1. Watch the clip above of the Sneak Peek of Episode 50… did you notice what the hitchhikers’ sign read? Hmmm…

2. Write a comment below and let me know some of YOUR favorite sexual euphemisms or sexy slang. (Going South, Mounting, Ooofing, etc…) Talk dirty to me! ; )

3. I’ll choose the one that makes me think between my legs. The contest is over when I say so. You can come comment as many times as you like!

The awards I’m nominated for are:

Best Lesbian Feminism/Political blog
Best Gender Bender Blog

I’m flattered and though I don’t 100% of the time identify as a “Lesbian” I do when it is socially relevant and I support the visibility of women loving women. Or womyn, as the case may be. Anyhow, go hop on at the link above and nominate more Lesbian/Dyke/Queer/Genderqueer blogs and show these online mavens your support.

Good Vibrations (GoodVibes.com) currently has a sale of 15% off all their DVDs, which happen to be some of the best hand-picked women-friendly (everything from friendly as in soft-lit romance to Belladonna/Sasha Gray/Kimberly Kane fierceness).

Here are the last three pornos I’ve seen, which are each available at GV. You folks reading this are bigger porn buffs than I am, really you are, so you might have some good GV recommendations for me! GoodVibes.com also has VOD for most titles so you don’t even have to wait for the mailman. (P.S. Sasha Gray will you marry me if –  California votes no on Prop 8 — We can masturbate and cry together. It would be lovely.)

And here are some that I appear in, if you have been waiting for an excuse to throw down for some porno with your friends.

I decided to go with burnsbothends, who actually got me with the poem from Harold and Kumar 2 – Escape from Guantanamo Bay, because that fucking poem made me cry in the theater. burnsbothends, I’ll be sending you an email soon, in the meantime, take a look at the pretty awesome sex toys below –you get to pick one from the group.

For the rest of you, another prize. Shawn gave me permission to post this pic, because it takes a real dork to work from her laptop on the set of a porn shoot.
Enjoy.

So congrats, burnsbothends! You can choose ONE of the following toys, courtesy of Babeland!

SaSi Vibrator The closest you’ll get to cunnilingus from a vibrator, thanks to the undulating nub. MORE >>	Form 6 Babeland’s new #1 Bestselling Vibrator! MORE >>	Delight A rechargeable vibrator designed for your hand, clitoris, and the G-spot. MORE >>	Jaguar Harness + Leo Combo This strap-on kit sells equally well to straight couples as it does to lesbians. MORE >>
Pure Wand If you’re serious about G-spot orgasms or female ejaculation—this is the toy to get you there. MORE >>	Elastomer Rabbit Habit An upgrade to the original “dual action” Rabbit vibrator (it stimulates both clit and pussy at same time). MORE >>	Aneros Helix Prostate orgasm can help decrease chances of prostate cancer! MORE >>	Hitachi Magic Wand If you want to come fast, and come often, the Hitachi is the vibe for you! MORE >>
Under the Bed Restraints Tying your lover up was never easier. MORE >>	Gee Whiz A silicone attachment for the Hitachi Magic Wand for G-spot stimulation. MORE >>	Maven Sleeve A hypoallergenic, easy-to-clean sleeve with a soft, silky smooth feel. MORE >>	Fukuoku 9000 Let’s just say you can “let your fingers do the wanking.” MORE >>
Babeland Pocket Rocket Discreet and strong, the Pocket Rocket has earned a sterling reputation among loyal fans. MORE >>	I Rub My Duckie “It’s so much fun and so cute. I keep it at the side of my bathtub and nobody knows what it’s for!” MORE >>	Slimline Vibe The perfect beginner’s toy: experiment with external, internal, and all-over vibrations. MORE >>

Here I will admit that it’s true: I have fun during sex. I like smiling and laughing, and being a complete goof, and trying new things even if they’re silly.

Hello, did I really just pull on those arm ropes like they were puppet strings? Yea, that was me. And now it’s on the internet. Oh geez… I can’t hide it any longer.

I’m officially coming out as… a Sexy Dork.

The good news is, I may not be alone. Are you a sexy dork too?
Babeland  gave me permission (because they’re cool like that) to host contests on my site where I can award sex toys to lucky folks at my discretion. Sweet! This year they turned 15 years old — making them the longest running lesbian/female-owned sex toy store on the planet! High fives!*

So, I’ll choose a winner who comments about the following: Describe a “Sexy Dork Moment” from your experience, and share as much as you like about it. Was it funny dirty-talk? A silly decision that makes you laugh out loud later? Let’s have fun with sex again; sex is fucking fun.

What you get: I don’t know yet! It’ll probably be a swanky vibrator or some other cool kind of sex toy. I’ll email the winner with details. When is the deadline? I don’t want to wait around for ever, and I will likely come up with another contest idea so fast. So let’s say the deadline is next Friday, Oct 10th. Ready, Set, Share!

Just one rule: You can’t be shy. Have sexy dork pride!

*See, I’m totally getting into the dorky spirit.

And Good Vibrations is also having a 20% off sale on ALL their products, which includes their collection of Pink & White videos. New dildo anyone?

(Of course you can also find the DVDs at Babeland (an affiliate!), Smitten Kitten (though I don’t see the titles on their online store), Come As You Are, Good For Her, and Crash Pad and Crash Pad Series are bestsellers #1 and #2, respectively, at TLA Video. (Are there other stores? I’ll look into it but off the top of my head, these are some.)

What a great time to celebrate pride with queer porn!