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He thinks I’m the sexiest dork when I wear my reading glasses and am chest high in books. And I have to say, there is something damn sexy about a man who loves a woman for her mind.

” omygyawd…. I needed that. 08:07 PM August 27, 2008 from txt “

This spring I hooked up with a lovely young thing who was fairly quiet in bed. My mouth was wrapped around his cock, his head was thrown back and he was moaning away as he approached climax. Now, I like a little feedback and adore dirty talk, so in order to relay this to him, my choice of words was…’Use your words!’

Total geek mum moment.

My boy and I are dorks of the geek species. We’ve had hard times deciding whether to have sex or go through old 80s comics or Atari games. I’ve talked in kittypidgin (lolcat speak) in bed, and he thinks it’s funny. One time he said he thought I was perfect or something, and I turned over, pointed at the whip marks on my back (from him) and said “do these look like angel wings?” he made a thinking face, added a few more strokes, and said with the biggest grin on his face “now they do!” One time, right after I’d dyed my hair blue, after sex I noticed the dye was everywhere, and I had brushburn from his face, I giggled and said “Oh no, we’re a bad fan fiction! I’m all blue, and you’re grizzly- we’re Mystique and Wolverine!” and we laughed and laughed and fucked like mutant bunnies. Another time, right after I took him to see The Dark Knight (and gave him a handjob in the theater, didn’t do more because I wanted him to pay attention to the movie), I showed him the vinyl catsuit Harley Quinn costume and said “I can be your Harley Quinn plz?” and he said “hmm, maybe…. do I have to wear all the makeup?” In the mornings, when we are getting up, we get on our respective computers naked and sometimes instant message each other while sitting next to each other.

We’re getting handfasted soon. He’s been playing Final Fantasy XI (the MMO) for as long as it’s been out, so the ring I’m giving him is the ring his character has, displaying his nation of allegiance- because I want him to know that I love every part of him, including the fantasy online gaming character. I’m thinking of including the poem “The Square Root of Three” from Harold and Kumar in the ceremony-
“I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed”

And may I just say we have better cyber sex than most people have in real life. We’re long distance, so it’s our main standby- but it’s a pretty hot alternative.

I think that beats the cake! I don’t want to say that you win hands down though, because I know that everyone has their own sexy dork scale; literary fucks, carebear stares, fisting puppets, jedi booty tricks, harness sound-effects, and Tegan n Sara missed-connections, and even ‘you know, my anus is bleeding??’ lost references are still in the running.

I have to admit that I’m liking the intentional / mutual dork moves more than the accidental goofs, though they ALL are so amazingly stellar, and I’m over-joyed with you all for sharing such personal and amazing stories. I can’t believe there’s still three more days for this contest, and can only wonder what else may come in the meantime.

PLEASE, don’t hold back now — these are great!