Fisting Slogan Contest
FF. Fist Fucking. Fisting. Intense? Yes… but illegal?
Yup. Insane but true!
(Margaret Cho was my 1st fisting experience. NO, she didn’t fist me… but her skit in “I’m the One That I Want” was the first time I had ever heard or seen reference to the act. Yet another reason why Margaret rocks.)
And yet, why is it that something so fun and popular (dude… check out the wikipedia’s fisting) be so condemned? In efforts to combat the powers that be who say fisting is a crime, is obscene, and is unnatural… you know, cause ‘sex is just a penis and vagina and anything else is sinful and scary’…
Bullshit.
I’m creating a new slogan contest. Wanna play?
Here’s my crack at it:
“Fisting… what’s the big deal?”
What’s your take? The winning slogan should be made into a tee-shirt. I’m serious. That’d be a great shirt, and probably score a bunch of dates. I’m busting out the iron-on letters already.
4 Comments
Cand86
Agreed. I’m trying to think of some great way to do a play on words- something like “Fisting opens your . . . mind” and “Legalize it!” in big letters on the back. Can’t tell just yet if it’s lame or cool, but yeah.
Jiz Lee
oooh I like!
And of course you gotta have the whole Fist-in-the-Air-Revolution kind of image… like this:
Essin' Em
“Give a helping hand…fist someone today!”
“Everyone needs a helping hand…why not make it a fist?”
“A fist is just a thumb more than 4 fingers.” (ok, not funny, but an inside joke).
Sorry, it’s been a long day. Wish I was witter.
Jiz Lee
LOVE them!
I’m getting all these image ideas as well… like a big thumbs up rating, and the radient face of someone who is very, very happy. : ))
Oh, another idea too, another marketing idea besides a shirt:
A Thumb Bracelet.
That way you could do a porn shoot wearing it around your wrist, and no one would be the wiser. (Unless it got all twisted around… and that would look terribly freaky.)