The Hole vs Hole… A Gay Porn Review Tryst

I’ve got to hand it to porn reviewers, this is hard work and not for everyone! When HotMoviesForHer.com asked me if I’d be interested in reviewing a film or two on their site I thought I’d give it a go. So I tried to sit down with a double-whammy, comparing “Hole” to “The Hole”.

What’s up with all the Holes? Well you see, “The Hole” is one of Shine Louise Houston‘s favorite films and I’ve yet to see it so you know it’s on my list. You can hear her and Violet Blue in an early podcast sharing their love for this flick. “The Hole” is Wash West’s porn parody (way before the porn parodies of our day) of “The Ring” (a remake of “Ringu”), where some men sit around watching a DVD that turns out to be Gay Porn and it turns them GAY! Or so I’m told, I’ve still yet to see it as I accidentally found myself viewing some other film by the same name. I mean, how many holes ARE there?

Delightfully bad 90’s music, cute hard bodies in construction hats and what looks to be the backdrop of a contractor’s office and a job site set the stage for “The Hole”. Good blowjobs and lots of rimming, men smiling and putting their backs into getting ass-fucked. A charmingly awkward script that makes you just chuckle. Oh, and rubbing cocks over underwear. Very hot. So this “The Hole” was good and all, but not what I expected. After hours of watching gay porn, I still have yet to find “THE Hole!”

Either way, this “The Hole” was miles apart from the first film I was set to watch and compare, “Hole”.

Now, before I start I have to say that if something’s not my taste, this doesn’t mean that it can’t be someone else’s best thing ever. Porn is porn, sex is sex, and we’re all pervs.

“Hole” is a filthy raunchy fist-pumping fuck-fest, complete with pissing, bare-back (no condoms) sex, muscular men, Daddies, Leather, plenty of fisting and large toys including an intimidating double-dildo and a rubber leg… which I kind of want! There was also the huffing of poppers or “Tape Head Cleaners”, and also a moment of anal bleeding. Personally, I become concerned when there is tissue damage and was too distracted by the close-ups of men pulling poppers to their noses — to me it seemed that there was more nasal action than anal action.

I did enjoy the nice long close-up of deep dicking, the extremely muscular arms pumping very deep into assholes, and both a double-fisting (with two fists in one asshole) and a double fisting (of one man fisting two guys at the same time, each taking either of his fists). There was also use of a sex swing, and a chain of three gorgeously ripped guys. One of them had a very sweet ass. I was expecting to see lots of hole stuffing and cramming, and that’s what I got! I also wanted to watch intensive fisting, so it was a pleasure to see such thick strong arms pumping into men’s buttholes. Fisting was a focus of the film, and though I’ve not been anally fisted I love — okay, prefer — vaginal fisting durring sex, and so the feeling when watching this film, imagining the fullness, was nice.

I also surprised myself with a swig of beer durring the exact moment a stream of piss flew out of a particularly sausage-like penis. And I attempted to “live tweet” the evening, but quickly lost interest (and so did some followers, haha) which makes me think maybe talking about porn while it’s happening isn’t my strongest suit. Reviewing sexy guys doing the dirty, not too bad for a night in. All in all though, I think I’ll leave the porn reviewing to the pros at HotMoviesForHer.com.

But I STILL want to watch “THE Hole”!